Young Jesus Films e-store

Please excuse our appearance. We are running this as a trial. If we see a high volume of purchases, the page will be upgraded with a convenient shopping cart.

If you are ordering a t-shirt, be sure to include one of the available sizes and colors.

Please note: SHIPPING IS FREE WITH ALL ORDERS unless you request premium shipping.

Payments must be made with PayPal.com An invoice will be sent after receiving your order.

MONEY ORDERS are now excepted. Please e-mail your order to Store@YoungJesusFilms.com and tell us your method of payment and you will receive further instructions.

Books
	Product: The Last Supper Price: $10		Product: Palm Sunday Price: $10

T-Shirts please specificy your size—choose from Youth Medium and Adult Large, and your desired color—white or pink Please note: the shirt being worn in the picture is a Youth Medium. If you buy any of our t-shirts, you can send in a sexy photo of yourself in the t-shirt and we'll be happy to post your photo.
	out of stock Product: "Young Jesus Films.com" t-shirt Price: $15		out of stock Product: "I Brake for Crucifixions" t-shirt Price: $15

	Product: Sex and the Single Sasquatch t-shirt Price: $15		out of stock Product: "I Bid on Landon's Ashes" t-shirt Price: $15

T-shirt styles You can get the above layouts with the following styles...
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Add your photo here!! You can now send in photos of yourself wearing any t-shirts from our web site, and we'll be happy to post them!
Auctions
As much as I don't want to part with this, The Auction for Michael Landon's Ashes which were mailed to me by mistake in the summer of 1991 Will be ended on July 4th 2007 at 9pm. Starting Bid is set at 1 million Dollars and it will be a silent auction to protect the anonymity of any prospective buyers. Please place your bid by e-mailing it to Auctions@youngjesusfilms.com All proceeds from this Live Web Auction will be donated to an Imaginary Charity of my choice, and the winner will have a priceless urn containing the ashes of the man who made the values of Walnut Grove live on in our hearts forever. Due to the "FINDERS KEEPERS" clause in Article 82 of the Walnut Grove Bi-laws Landons family was unable to reclaim these from me at the end our decade long court battle. An enhanced photo from the Young Jesus telescope proves that the face on mars between its infamous pyramids is actually that of Michael Landon.

If you are interested in purchasing Young Jesus' artwork and would like more information on receiving an invitation to gallery shows, you may also e-mail the above address.

We only accept US Dollars, unless of course you are a dwarf. In that case, upon proof of your magical stature, we do in fact accept gumdrops and acorns.