Now unclouded by any past skepticism about the supernatural,

    I introduce to you  :THE ORACLE:

 

     I must first explain the very uncanny encounter which led me

    to allow her into my life and make her part of this webpage.

 

    4am.  Deadtime.  We left a Young Jesus and Diablo show and wanted a bite to eat.

    Sitting in a diner with Little Doll, The Assistant, and Saint Carl, 

    we placed our order for some food.  Before the food was served, Saint noticed

    one table of men in suits that seemed intent on watching what we were doing.

    Minutes later, the waitress returns and begins to put down our plates.

    Then a woman at the table on the opposite side of us stared at me with widened eyes.

    Just before the fork with my food could meet my lips...it BENT...the fork just went

    flacid and allowed the food to hit the plate.

 

    Then she screamed at the table of mysterious men that they had poisoned "Young Jesus."

    The men fled quickly, and after further discussion and a lab testing my food, we found

    out it was in fact an attempt on my life, and this mysterious woman had saved my life.

 

    Upon leaving the diner, Saint pointed out that there were dead birds by the sidewalk.

    Before I could go get my camera to capture more roadkill photos, the Oracle clapped her hands

    and shouted, "Zeta Reticuli!"  She ran over, encompassed the birds with both of her hands, then

    released them into flight and performed the miracle of resurrection.